Smells Better Than All Of The Shit I Put You Through Candle
Smells Better Than All Of The Shit I Put You Through Candle
If you're looking for a gift that's sure to get a laugh, look no further than this candle. This funny candle is perfect for the person who has everything. Whether it's for a birthday gift, Mother's day gift, Christmas gift or simply to add some joy to their day, this 'I HOPE THIS SMELLS BETTER THAN ALL OF THE SHIT I PUT YOU THROUGH' candle is sure to bring a smile to his or her face. Add safety matches and a delicious chocolate bar or a cozy tea set for an extra special touch.
And don't worry about gift wrapping - our gift box is included. Each order arrives beautifully packaged and ready to be enjoyed.
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FEATURES
FEATURES
• Apothecary inspired glass jar with a brushed gold lid
• Ingredients: premium soy wax, eco-friendly cotton wick, high quality essential and/or fragrance oil
• Reusable premium glass jars
• Dimensions: 8 oz: 2.75" x 3.50" // 16 oz: 3.50" x 3.75"
• Burn time: 8 oz: up to 50 hours // 16 oz: up to 80 hours
• Hand-poured & designed in California in small batches
CANDLE SCENTS
CANDLE SCENTS
BERGAMOT MUSK: Orange, bergamot, ambrette & musk.
CITRUS AMBER: Bergamot, lemon, amber & vanilla.
GOLDEN HOUR: Fresh eucalyptus, crisp mint, pineapple & sugarcane
MORNING DEW: Apple, pear, patchouli, moss, wood & musk.
OAKMOSS CEDAR: Citrus, cedar, lavender, white oakmoss & amber
ORANGE BLOSSOM: Sweet mandarin orange, apple & vanilla bean.
PEONY & CASHMERE: Apple, peony, jasmine, cashmere, musk & wood.
SUNKISSED: Sweet citrus, lemon, white blossom & crisp greens.
SWEET JASMINE: Jasmine, fresh mandarin & sea salt.
VANILLA VELVET: Orange, lemongrass, cedarwood, amber & vanilla.
WINTER PINE: Cooling cedar, evergreen, juicy citrus & amber.
ADD-ON OPTIONS
ADD-ON OPTIONS
Matches
• Apothecary inspired glass jar with a gold lid
• 40 matches // size: 2" long
• Easy strike strip at the bottom of the jar
Tea Set
• Premium tea
• Pure honey in glass jar
• Honey stick
Tea Set & Cozy Sock
• Premium tea
• Pure honey in glass jar with honey stick
• 40 matches in a chic glass jar
• Gold heart embroidered fuzzy socks
Matches & Chocolate
• Apothecary inspired glass jar with a gold lid
• 40 matches // size: 2" long
• Easy strike strip at the bottom of the jar
• Organic gourmet milk chocolate
Tea & Chocolate
• Premium tea
• Gourmet dark chocolate bar with organic honey
Milk & Honey Spa Set
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Milk & Honey hand cream
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Honey nourishing face mask
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Hair claw clip
PRODUCTION & SHIPPING
PRODUCTION & SHIPPING
Standard Shipping: After production, delivery takes 3-7 business days.
Priority Shipping: After production, delivery takes 2-3 business days.
